What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like religions.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

What did one boob say to the other boob

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?